Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,530 Points
Medals Earned: 5/16 (50/340 points)
Earn a bronze medal!
Earn a silver medal!
Wear your first cap
Earn a gold medal!
Earn your very first highscore by beating the game!
Send your score for the world to see!
Figure out the controls!
Even quitting earns you an achievement! Now try again harder!
Get at least 7 achievements
Now try to beat your highscore!
Earn a platinum medal!
Finish a level with a brown cowboy hat on top of the stack!
Finish a level with a black magician hat on top of the stack!
Catch all caps at any one level
Burn a stack of blue caps at gold height!
Only for hardcores. Build a stack of caps that touch the top screen!
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (15/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the Patriots.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (115/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (35/150 points)
Run 250 people over
Activate Tiger Mode
Travel over 2.5 miles
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Die 5 Times
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 5/9 (130/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Slide a HELLA long time!
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 8/10 (385/485 points)
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
You Win.
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Beat the game with a certain score..
Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.
Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
Medals Earned: 5/14 (115/415 points)
Master the Fire Flip.
Visit the links page.
View the intro movie.
Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Shut down the UberBot.
View the COMBOS page.
Get your chainsaw on!
Drink the mystery potion.
Find all 6 secret areas.
Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Defeat the class president.
Beat the game.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (55/155 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (65/275 points)
Attempt to use the arrow keys in 'PLEASE WAIT'.
Use the button to create a bridge.
Get the 'Trapped Forever' ending. According to SWFStats 60% of population get this ending.
Jump on the enemy in 'TRUST'.
Dont commit suicide in 'SUICIDE'.
Get the fake ending: press ESCAPE in 'THE END'. According to SWFStats only 13% of players get this ending.
Skip the spring in 'BREAKTHROUGH'.
Don't kill the creature in 'REFLEX'.
Don't kill the creatures in 'DROP3'.
Get the 'Free' ending. According to SWFStats only 11% of population get this ending. Do you want to be that special?